To Jacob and Edward

Monday, July 05, 2010


To Jacob and Edward,

You have to admit that I'm hotter than the two of you. I know Bella loves you, but she loves me most. It's like an ant (Jacob) and an anay (Edward) against an elephant (me). OK? Bella just doesn't want to admit it for now, because she's waiting for the perfect-est-est-est time to break your temperature-dependent hearts big time! RAWR!

X-O-X-O,
Sendo


P.S. If you're not hot, you're a vampire, and if you're below freezing point, you shine like a fairy and you die a manikin! Edward, I think you're a fairy. You glitter too much. And Jacob, enough with the steroids! You're becoming a naughty green-minded werewolf na.

Bella's coming home to Dumaguete to tell me the rest of THE BATTLE thingy because I think it was the most depressing part of the movie. Uhmmm---I'm sorry but is it considered a movie? It was a really total Eclipse to me like I didn't even bother to see the rest of it after Edward brought Bella to that overly flowered field which I thought was his fairyland. And JACOB, for the last time, please buy some T-shirts!


Just reread the book and wait for the DVD or the DVD-RIP at Demonoid or Isohunt -- wahaha

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30 comments:

GLIP said...

ahhh eclipse. yung unang movie nyan eh walk out ako half-way. yung pangalawa, no choice kasi group kami. KJ if mag walk out na naman ako.

khantotantra said...

hahha. cool.

enough with steroids for jacob :D

Jhiegzh said...

Naks, I haven't seen Eclipse yet, pero base sa mga comments parang somehow "negative" impression nila! Pero I am still eager to watch the full movie!

@ to you Sendo, wow naman super dreaming huh! If you Bella loves you do the most, ako cguro most-iest! hahahah! Auz ba? Daanlang me Sendz, pei Monday! Bonjour!

Irish Fleur said...

wait for breaking dawn haha..

fiel-kun said...

Hahaha, natawa ako sa post mo itong parekoy!

Hindi ka ba natatakot sa pangil ni Edward at sa mga claws ni Jacob? XD

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BatangGala said...

PANALO!!cant stop laughing while reading this!hahaha:)))) sige sayo na lang si bella, para sakin si edward. bwahaha:)) joks!!

bluedreamer27 said...

To Sendo
this is a protest! I think Bella loves me more... actually she just texted me awhile ago....
"H3llouh pfouh! ckumh4in ck4h n4 pfouh?? yng4tz!"

i taught her about Jejemon.. grabe she's a fast learner LOl

have a great day!

mr.nightcrawler said...

hmmm... may eclipse fever ang buong blogging world ah. hehe. sorry na daw sabi ni jacob, bibili na daw siya ng mga shirts. hehe. di ko pa napapanuod ang eclipse, di ko kasi nagustuhan yung new moon eh. i liked twilight though, sana makabawi sila dito.

pusang kalye said...

watched it yesterday--I am a big fan. tawa na kaming tawa with all the odd moments...about the who is warmer.....and the so old fashioned Edward who doesn't want to give in to gthe sexual advances of Bela.nyahaha

dong ho said...

hahaha... i only watched the first in the series and decided not to watch the rest. i was actually looking for some action only to find that it's a love story.

Everlito (ever) Villacruz said...

pati nga books, naubos narin dito sa kuwait...out of stocks..

istoryang umiikot-ikot ito para sakin!

glentot said...

You made me feel so good that I didn't bother watching it haha.

I am Xprosaic said...

Ahahahhahaha at pinaginitan talaga sina edward at jacob... ahahahhahaha... naku huli ka na engage na kami ni bella! nyahahahhahahah

WAIT said...

Ewan ko ba Ni-isa wala akong napanood sa twilight : D

Arvin U. de la Peña said...

nice movie..

MiDniGHt DriVer said...

hehehe.. ayos parekoi.. abangan na natin si edward at jacob.. gulpihin na yan!lolz

stevevhan said...

What a post!Making me laugh. Alam mo ba na ang classmate ko e insecure ke jacob dahil daw 18 years old pa lang ang laki na nang katwan kaya ayun gym ng gym pati ako nahawa na, ang inspirasyon ko nman eh si gerald anderson. haha (nagkwento na?)

Ou nga steroids yan!lols.....kidding.

Um, I have a secret to tell-------ako si edward!YES you read it right I AM EDWARD COLLIN Lols!:)

Jag said...

Haha ang kulet! Adik! hehehe...d p ako nkapanood nito hays! busy! hehehe...

i love ur new banner btw...hehehe...

kcatwoman said...

woooh. admit it, you kinda liked them. you made a letter for them pa nga eh. hahaha

Super Balentong said...

nakatulog ako sa sinehan kagabi ung pinanood namin. napilitan lang ako, kung hindi sasaksakin ako sa leeg kapag di sumama. lol

xlinks tayo.

fufu said...

no, i think bella loves fufu more :) hahaha

Sendo said...

@GLIP haha...hmmm ok naman ung first movie..nakatulog ako sa eclipse..ewan ko ba kung bakit maraming nagsasabing ok ang eclipse..nakokornihan lang kasi ako sa love triangle nila haha...pero ayos ung action scenes..pero not that much..disappointing...kasi ove rnaman ung expectations ko hahaha

Sendo said...

@steve- go with the gym-ing...jogging muna akin para mabawasan ung taba ko tiyan..tapos lalamangan ko na ung super abs ni jacob at baka gayahin ko na rin siyang hindi na nagsusuot ng tshirt haha

Sendo said...

@superbalentong-promise nakatulog rin ako for around 5-10 minutes..tulog na un haha...pati ung kasama ko..ung babaeng kasama namin talagang nakatitig lang sa screen haha..

@kcat-nyahaha...siguro nga...but i could've like them more if their hotness it leveled with mine hahaha

TIne said...

i sooooooooooooooooooo LOVE your post. haha :)) it made me smile, really. i love it. i'm sure i'll be coming back here for updates.

nga-a... hot naman si jacob if he has no shirt. okay lang un. hahaha wag mo na suggest na mag-shirt siya. wahahaha

Vincent Bautista said...

LOL! This is so funny! Good thing I read this before deciding to watch the movie. I think I'll skip the movie. I can now see how the movie would flow... so predictable.

gillboard said...

i don't know them. hehehe

Robbie said...

Wahahaha! Natawa ako dito!

Pero sa totoo lang. Medyo aksaya sa pera kungpapanuorin yan sa sinehan. Tipong hihintayin na lang sa HBO yung ganito. Hahahaha.

nuts said...

sorry, di ako fan..:P

Nash said...

hahaha I must agree you look way better than edward, but hey I like Jacob so i will not agree on that part :)